Sometimes when we are down, we need to have a friend remind us of a few basic truths. Truths about the world we live in. Truths about our lives. Truths that are sometimes life-altering. At the end of the day, sometimes these simple truths are just want we need to pick us up. These are for you Trés-Marie! Remember you are loved!
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
~ And the best egg sandwiches in the WORLD are the triangle ones at funeral homes. Yes I admit I am a freak, but go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. Ya can't!!!
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
~ Or, you know, depending on the year of the memory, your panties.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
~ Fuck I hate monkeys.
People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.
It takes balls to knit.
~ Uh che-YEAH. Knitting is NOT for the weak.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
~ I can count on one hand. And am blessed that it almost takes two. You have always made the switch, every single time.
A trip to Baskin Robbins can always cheer you up.
~ Thank you Debbi Gray for a story that, even 6 years after hearing it, makes me laugh my fool ass off!
Real friends will play the 'pick what you want on each page of the flyer' game with you no matter how shitty a mood they are in.
~ Well, except when they are feeling particularly 'FAWNCEE'. Then they just poo-poo the whole idea...in Nuremberg.
You know who your friends are by the way they stop eating, stop laughing, or even try to help you after you trip and fall over your pant leg.
~ oh dear, yeah, as a friend, I pretty much failed on that.
Never EVER EVER EVER leave a girl-friend hanging on a 'Sponge-Bob'.
~ Cause if you thought a sistah was sweet and demure before then, let her hang just once and she will rip your face off!
Get better soon Trés. Love you lots!